What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:13
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
Me : Sure.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Me : No
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Thank you.
Me : I don't drink
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : I'm 24.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Tea ?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know